October 26

American newspapers can be dull. The New York Times on Sunday should be a Sunday fun explosion but it's a black-and-white non-partisan slog. Come on guys, cut loose! You don't have to write such bland crap. It's Sunday. How about some actual opinion and a few pictures of sexy ladies? Newspapers are meant to represent the people that read them. In the UK you can spot a Sun reader. He speaks like the Sun and kind of looks like the Sun. Broad, red at the top and a bit racist at heart. The same goes for the Observer and the Telegraph. I am yet to meet anyone that looks like the New York Times. I guess he would wear a trilby and refer to his friend Bob as "Mr Epstein". When asked to give his opinion on anything he would lean back, squint and begin with: "The consensus among many in the middle-class, including myself, is that..."