Today we climbed a mountain. One of my friends (the Dane) tripped up 24 times. I only stumbled once. Maybe I'm cut out for the mountain man life. Maybe I should join a Colorado militia and throw my lot in with the rifle-toting shut-ins who buy all their food in tins and think bar codes are the work of Satan.
Everyone in Asheville is stoned. Our favourite restaurant in town is called the Mellow Mushroom. It is owned by a bald man with a long plaited beard who is stoned. His staff all have long beards and they are also stoned. The customers (who are stoned) walk into furniture and giggle a lot. I'd say this place is a lock for Obama but will any of these people make it to a polling station?
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- I'm what's known as a "danger man". People recognise the threat I represent - whether it be professional or physical. I make it my business to be in your business. Twenty-four-seven. VAT included. Take your ball and go home.
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